My plans for Venezuela had only focused on the Catatumbo phenomena, that is until I spoke to Alan Highton who was to show me the sights of this amazing country. After asking what I was looking for landscape and culture wise, he started to tell me about the Venezuelan plains called the Llanos. With the mention of the giant anaconda I was hooked. This had to be the second stop.
The Llanos is one of the world´s richest tropical grasslands. This pretty much flat, grassy “cowboy country,” is rich with wildlife, with more than 100 species of mammals and over 300 species of birds. Although my focus was on the giant anaconda, I learnt quite quickly that this was not the most important part of the trip as there were so many more species to be seen which are normally quite hard to find, yet we had the pleasure of feasting our eyes upon a good few of them.
At the heart of the Llanos landscape is the mighty Orinoco River, which boasts the third largest river flow on Earth. The Orinoco flows through a diverse landscape of dry forests, grasslands, and seasonally flooded plains before it disperses into a river delta of swamp forests and coastal mangroves as it approaches the Atlantic. When I first laid eyes on the river delta, I felt like I was in the great Okavango Swamps in Botswana.
So after being blown away by the Catatumbo phenomena, I was sceptical about the next leg – “Could it be anywhere near as beautiful as the Catatumbo, or was I wasting my time” We spent our first two nights in the city of Merida which sits on a tableland nestled in the valley of the Chama River.
THE MAKING OF SUGAR: Molasses bubbling away, and, sugar being cut into blocks
The town of Mérida sits at an altitude of 1,600 meters (5,249 ft). and in the background you can see the country’s highest summit: the Pico Bolívar with an altitude of 4981 meters (16,338 ft).
Merida also has the highest and longest cable car in the world – which unfortunately was not working at the time so I never had a chance to see it for myself.
Alan’s daughter, who runs the business with him and who does the work in the background while we are off having fun, had kindly booked me into a fabulous boutique hotel in the city. If you ever find yourself in Merida, you have to book into the Casa Sol. I nearly fell flat on my face when I paid $20 US for my room and was led into this stunning suite. Mind you I didn’t get to experience much of it as I was dead on my feet after no sleep in almost 3 days. Man who could have thought a shower would ever feel that good. Then to slide between crisp white sheets with not one mosquito in sight – YES life couldn’t get any better. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t have changed a thing about my trip to the Catatumbo EXCEPT for the mossies. That is something you could do without. I was told that Venezuela has never seen such an influx of these little critters. Think they were blaming me as I had told them how much they loved my blood.
Slept like the dead before getting myself together to move to my next abode. This was less flashy but oh boy what a view.
Quite happy as this was only $15 US a night and very comfy all the same. I was not going anywhere as the usual travel necessities had to be done – washing of clothes, charging batteries, (my cameras and mine), emails, my tax (which was still hanging over my head) and then little nana naps between all of that. Had myself a wonderful big dinner with beer and coffee for the grand sum of $2.10 – who would have thought.
Alan and Arsenio were waiting for me at 6am as it was a two-day trip to the Llanos. We first headed up to the Andes and the highest point which is just under 5000 meters. But nothing was going to get me excited until I had my coffee, and you have to love this place for coffee.
Tasty as, and all along the roads there are people with flasks of this dark strong liquid which will set you back about 30c. Me being the coffee addict I am, I would generally have two or three of these before departing again.
We drove up the Andes and past stunning little villages with colourful houses lining the town squares.
An old stone church was a favourite of mine along the way.
When we got to our destination – the top of the world – Alan made sure I had my GoPro and camera’s ready. As we climbed the hill and rounded the corner I nearly had to pick my jaw up off the car floor. One of the most astounding winding roads worked its way back down the mountain side and all around you are these majestic ranges. I now started getting really giddy with delight, but thankfully this was due to the altitude. I was a little worried about my lungs at this height as I had misplaced my asthma pump and was not sure how I would react. I had nothing to worry about. Yes it was very hard to breath and I had the worst case of the giggles, but that never did anyone any harm.
Alan and myself went for a walk so that he could show me the many varieties of flora and fauna in the area, and of course get a photo of me on this rock formation doing the Titanic move. It all went a little pear shaped after this. I sat down on the ground next to Alan to try to get my breath back as I was struggling somewhat – and he forgot to tell me there were these prickly things around. So as I sat down I planted my butt firmly in a patch of it, and my one hand. No where to go from here. Can’t put my other hand down as I will get it full of them as well, and can’t get up as I am laughing hysterically. There is a lot to be said for lack of oxygen. We sat there like two school kids crying our eyes out at this silly little mistake. Arsenio, our driver, then got the giggles just watching the two of us. Needless to say, I was exhausted by the time I got back to the car – minus the prickles thank god.
From there we drove back down the mountains to a wonderful lake where we saw some rare deer and then had one of the most delicious meals I have had in ages. Once stuffed to the brim, we hit the road again. Drove over the most amazing rain forest mountain passes and stopped to get some fresh trout from a farm.
Did a bit of GoPro filming feeding the trout and then back on the road. We arrived at our hotel in Barinas (hope I have that right) and thank god for beer. It was so hot and there is nothing nicer than and ice cold beer in that situation. After dinner we had a quiet night and then up early to head to the Llanos. We had a good 3 to 4 hour journey ahead of us.
The landscape opened up and we now were approaching the Llanos. I don’t’ think I have ever seen so many birds and iguana’s in my life.
Then came the Capybara. I had seen these in Colombia on my visit in 2006, but never this many. They are the largest rodent in the world and most closely related to the guinea pig.
Loads of Cayman (which I believe won’t attack you), turtles and the fascinating Piranha. Arsenio and Alan did a spot of fishing on the way to catch a few to show me. Man they are deadly little suckers. Alan had bought a great big back bone of a cow so that we could go and feed them and get some GoPro footage. Couldn’t wait.
We arrived at our hosts farm. We were to be staying with a local couple in the Llanos and this is where I feel most comfortable. I love living with local people who can show you the true beauty of their country but also any issues they may have. I don’t think you will ever get to know a place properly unless you live the real experience, no matter how hard that may be at times. This for me is what travel is about. I love meeting new people and learning from them. I always feel so humbled in their presence as they hold the key to the land that you stand on at that precise time. You have no luxury comforts to make you feel secure, you have to work hard to understand if you don’t speak the language (I cheated here as Alan is fluent), and you are totally at their mercy. But what always amazes me, is that they are the most genuine of people. They have nothing to gain from me but so much to share.
After a great meal we stood and marvelled at the amazing sunset and lightning in the background.
It had seemed to follow us from the Catatumbo. Well it actually was the lightning in that area, we just saw if from a long way away. Bed was early as those damn mossies were at me again and I needed some peace from them. Up at 5 for a game drive and first thing we sighted was the giant anteater. You really do need a guide to help you find these, and of course I was not let down here. We spotted one within the first 10 minutes of leaving the farm and were very fortunate that it ran across the road in front of us. Supposedly this is a tourists dream. The rest of the morning was filled with sightings of birds, cayman, turtle, capybara, but alas no giant anaconda. I was told that it was not a great time as the waters were too high still and you rarely see them when this happens.
Back to the ranch for lunch and then headed off for a boat trip around the delta and swamp forests. This was what I was waiting for. We must have been on the boat for 3 or 4 hours just gliding around the deltas and forests. At one stage as we passed under a canopy of trees – just above our heads were two snakes lazing in the branches. I tried to get the GoPro us against its face, but it kept movie off. Alan then took over and managed to get right up between the branches and as he was coming up to it, it struck out at him and hit the camera. He wanted to try to catch it as it had two massive ticks on its face and he was hoping to take them off, but it wanted none of that, so we moved on and left them in peace.
We stopped the canoe in a spot and decided to feed the piranha and oh was this a sight. Reminded me of the movie Piranha as they are just as ferocious as they showed in the movie. I was told that they don’t hurt humans unless you are bleeding, that you can swim in the river and you will be fine. Haha you have to be joking, there is no way on earth I was going to test out that theory. Mind you our good old guide – Alan – more affectionately known at Alanconda (due to his vast knowledge of the anaconda and catching these huge beasts) or Venezuela’s version of Steve Irwin would be a close similarity, used to do just that to show tourists that it was possible. But after a number of years doing this he was rushed by about 100 of the little suckers and very lucky to get away with his life I think. We were told about a man who had hunted a deer and had walked through the river with it on his back, and they found only his skeleton the next day. Mmmmm wouldn’t tempt fate I can tell you. Pretty looking fish, mind you. We did however see the pink dolphins. In Colombia I only had a brief glimpse of this amazing creature. Here they were all around us, but still they made it hard to film them as you have no idea where they are going to come out of the water. Alan had mentioned he had a surprise for me in the Llanos but I had never envisaged it would be this. I was blissfully happy.
I think I was asleep the minute my head hit that pillow. The heat out there is insane and very draining so it’s always good to crash early. Up at 5 again the next morning to travel to a new ranch and a new experience. We were still looking for Mr Anaconda. I had decided to partake in a little ritual done mainly by the macho men on Venezuela. No, that’s not fair – it is a very cowboy thing to use chimo. Chimo is a tobacco paste that you place in the roof of your mouth and then accumulate the saliva and spit it out as often as needed. No way do you swallow this stuff. So I decided I wanted to try it. Anything to keep me awake and perk me up as the heat and loss of sleep were beginning to affect me. Man it has an awful taste and then the constant spitting is quite disgusting. Our little plastic coffee cups came in very handy for this. But I was feeling pretty cool and butch with my mouthful of black goo and then spitting into a cup like a cowboy. First time nothing seems to happen, but second time – woah talk about head spins. I was sitting on a boat gliding through the delta and felt like I was flying and so alert to everything around me. However it is not easy to spit in a speeding boat without covering yourself or someone else in a thick black goo. Major precautions were needed at this time. Don’t think I could ever get used to that stuff though. Think I will leave it to the cowboys. I suppose I am a lady and should start behaving like one hey.
Had a fantastic trip around the place and saw so much wildlife again. Dinner and drinks before bed and then up again at the crack of dawn for more fun. This time we got to see the giant river otters.
Now I didn’t know this, but it is meant to be quite a rare sighting to see 4 of them together and as close as they were for the amount of time they spent with us. Stunning animals and so happy I got to see them. I never got to see or catch my anaconda, but that just means I will have to go back now to try again. Don’t think I would complain about that.
As the day drew to a close we watched the cowboys round up the cattle. Such an iconic sight – something I have seen in the movies before, but loving the experience now.
Venezuela has many issues to deal with at the moment and it is a hard country to live in for most people. I had non stop issues in Caracas and don’t think I ever want to visit the place again, but the country side is just awesome and I have to say that it is going to have to be a very special place next trip take place as my number one travel spot. Colombia had always filled that spot, but now after seeing the Catatumbo, I can truly say I have never seen or felt what I did those few days. The Llanos was also an amazing experience and I cannot believe a country that has so many problems and is struggling to find itself, can be so rich and beautiful and not be known for that.
There were many worries about my safety when going and rightly so, but in all honesty, I never really felt threatened or at risk. Yes I was frustrated and annoyed at many a situation in Caracas due to stupid issues, but also at not being able to understand the language. I need to learn Spanish. You have to be on the ball though as they will take you for a ride when it comes to money exchange. I learnt this early on and got screwed over big time by a legitimate business. I had to resort to black market money to get by. Looks like we robbed a bank, doesn’t it. Mind you that is about $200.
Once again I was reminded that what we hear in the media, is not necessarily the truth. Yes it is dangerous and yes there are shortages of things in the country, but nothing is as we see it. My biggest surprise was the price of petrol. We filled the tank of our vehicle and got 35 litres for 50 Bolivar, which is 5c US. Mad is all I can say. But you have to then understand everything else that is related to that, before you can make judgement.
Venezuela is a beautiful country that has so much it could offer. My wish is that it will one day find its way out of the darkness that it is in, and the people of the country will learn to trust and be hopeful again. A lot of Venezuelans are not that friendly as they are really not used to tourists and are not well informed on why we are there, but in all honesty my experience has been that I have met some of the most genuine people I could wish to meet. Yes few and far, but those that I did meet will make up for all the other misfits. My memories of Venezuela will bring a smile to my face each time, if not a hearty laugh. Special comes to mind.
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